Sure, I did it. But look how cooperative I am!

So, I wonder if there is a new trend starting in the murder business. Recently there have been two cases that have certainly showed me the light. Here in Alabama a man strangled his 15 year old daughter (step daughter?) but then led police to her body, thus making him a nice guy. And now, down in Texas, we have this retard that killed his girlfriend and her son because she was pregnant and he did not want his wife to find out.

But, before you get all mad at him, you must understand that he is also "not a bad guy." He too led police to the muddy hole he threw them in. What a guy! So, the plan is, kill someone if you want to, wait and see if you get caught, and if you get caught then you can offer up the location of the bodies as part of a plea bargain. BRILLIANT! Think of all the morons that killed their girlfriends and just left the bodies in the apartment. Idiots! You got to hide the bodies man! If the police find her body, you are a cold blooded killer. But, if after you find out that you screwed up, left evidence behind, and are a slam dunk conviction, you can offer to "cooperate" out of "remorse"...then you are just a guy that made a mistake and are owning up to it. People like that. Might even keep you out of the chair.

So what is the moral of this story? Just that if I kill you, I will hide your body. Because I want to be able to do the right thing and show police where I put you. If I get caught.

Have a nice day!