A few more words with Uncle Charlie

Expected to be an occasional guest, events this weekend prompted Uncle Charlie to contact me and ask for some more time. Since he is not the type you want to upset, here are a few more words with Uncle Charlie.

Let me tell you something, man, this is just the kind of incompetence that gives psychopaths a bad name! So this idiot Robert Bonelli visits the Best Buy at his local mall to try a little of that "Going Postal" action that I never got to get in on. It was after my time, as they say. No use crying over spilled milk I suppose.

Anyway, it is not very original anymore, so anyone who does it loses points there, but hey, we can't all land the triple lutz right? Some people just got to go with the same old routine and just try and do it better than anyone else. Well, this yocal totally screwed the pooch. He gets an assault rifle, and I am like, "Okay, I am feeling ya buddy, now let's see what you can do." Then, he walks into a crowded mall on a weekend... and wounds two people! That's all. Two wounded. Ray Charles could of done better than that. Even now. Hell, witnesses said he emptied two banana clips in there. Wounded two. Incredible.

I mean, this guy shoots like one of the evil henchmen in a James Bond flick. Who the hell even goes through the trouble of getting an assault rifle but can't shoot? Is it too much to ask to go pop off a few rounds out in the country somewhere, get a little practice in, before you go make a fool of yourself. This idiot was ultimately taken down by a couple of mall employees! No pride at all anymore.

I will tell you this, Bobbo, you better not even think of using the insanity defense. You try and call yourself a psycho and you will be right on our short list. You got to feel it in your heart, man! Watch yourself now, buddy. That's all I can say.

Just a little friendly advice from Uncle Charlie.